Better hurry, only 10 tickets left for the 6:45pm show and the late show has sold out!!
BURNING BUSH BURLESQUE presents...
A Creation Story
Friday, February 22nd, 2008
Jewelbox Theater @ the Rendezvous
2322 2nd Ave. Seattle
shows at 6:45 and 8:15pm
tickets $10 advance/$12 door
burningbushburlesque@gmail.com for advance ticket info and press inquiries
Burning Bush Burlesque is the ugly love child of Kitty "Boobalah" Rose, Hella Vendetta, and Ms. Honeysuckle Hype. In "A Creation Story," Burning Bush and friends present a contemporary (read: dirty, queer and 2/3 Jewish) take on the sacred story of Genesis. With two dykes in the garden of eden, Jezebel on the campaign trail, and more burning bush puns than you can shake a long piece of cured meat at, you might actually want to die if you miss our debut show.
Burning Bush Burlesque
Burning Bush Burlesque began when Honeysuckle stood in front of a projected image of a holiday fireplace. Her vagina was on fire but not consumed. Kitty and Hella were Verklempt*. They realized that they were the chosen broads and quickly followed in Moses' footsteps, removing their sandals in the presence of this miracle. Then they left Moses' footsteps and removed the rest of their clothes. Bringing their sassy, sexy schtik to yids and goys alike, these two bad-ass Jewesses and one booty-shakin' Shiksa
will make you uncomfortable in the way only unapologetically funny hot naked chicks can possibly achieve.
*a yiddish word meaning "choked with emotion"
Ernie Von Schmaltz
Three words best describe this force, this powerful figure, the man the myth the mustache.... Delicious Masculine Fantasy. Ernie Von Schmaltz is a man about town...you can witness his mustache wielding powers in shows at the Pink Door, Columbia City Cabaret, Jet City Burlesque Productions and Dr. Sketchy's at the Jewel Box Theater. You can be further hypnotized with lust by catching he and his troupe, Miss Exotic World 2007 Best Troupe winners The Von Foxies at their home theater, Theatre Off Jackson.
Miz Ginger Snapz
Miz Ginger Snapz is Seattle's premier Black burlesque starlet. With her sass, class, and whole lotta ass, she surprises and entertains audiences weary of mainstream burlesque. As a titty-twirlin', paper-writin', theory-readin', foot-stompin', fist shakin', high-femme, queer of color, Ginger has been bringing her special brand of spice to stages in Seattle, Vancouver, and San Francisco for over two years. Ginger will be offering burlesque classes for women of color in the upcoming weeks, email syd_f@yahoo.com if interested. In the words of the famous Isaac Hayes, Ginger is "one baaaad muthafucka"
Jesse Belle-Jones
Jesse Belle-Jones is a bluestocking bettie whose edgy antics and sultry grace will leave audiences scratching their heads and panting for more. With her strong dance background and academic approach, her stunning concepts and choreography both challenge and captivate. Jesse's acts are packed with tantalizing food for thought served up in a sweet, coquettish style that is guaranteed to keep her on your mind.
Miss Sugar Magnolia
Miss Sugar Magnolia is as sweet as sweet-tea and hotter than a southern summer! Her piercing green eyes and fiery hair are merely the beginning of what's in store... Miss Sugar has been on stage or in front of a camera since before she could walk and has captivated Seattle audiences with her special blend of vintage and comic burlesque. Sit back while she shimmies and shakes her smooth southern sass!
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