Saturday, February 16, 2008

5th Annual MOISTURE FESTIVAL

Hale's Palladium
4301 Leary Way NW, west side entrance
Seattle, WA 98107

Moisture Festival Website

Brown Paper Tickets Ticket Purchase Link / www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27490

Now celebrating our 5th anniversary!

The MOISTURE FESTIVAL will showcase local, national and international Comedy/Variete and Burlesque artists. Featuring over 125 local, national, & international performers, with 31 shows over three weeks. See below for detailed information about each show, locations & tickets!

LOCATIONS

**All Shows (except Burlesque) at Hale's Palladium, entrance on back side of Hale's Brewery, 4301 Leary Way NW, Seattle, Fremont/Ballard ($5-$20)

**Burlesque Shows at ACT: A Contemporary Theatre, 4/3-4/6. Purchase tickets from ACT Theatre (not Brown Paper Tickets) at: 206-292-7676, www.acttheatre.org/TicketsPlays, or in person at the ACT box office, 7th & Union, downtown Seattle. ($22, 18+ only).

ON-LINE TICKETS

Online tickets for shows at the Hales Palladium can be purchased via Brown Paper Tickets up until 3 hours prior to show time.

IN-PERSON TICKETS

All tickets (except Burlesque) can also be purchased at:
**Brown Paper Ticket locations
**Palladium box office, 1 hour before show time (Cash/check only)
**PLEASE NOTE: Hale's Brewery does not sell tickets. You can only purchase tickets in person at the two locations listed above.

TICKET PRICES

Families welcome at all Comedy/Variete shows, except for the 10:30pm shows which are 21+

Adults 13 - 64 full price
Kids 12 & under 1/2 price
Seniors 65 & over 1/2 price

SHOW DESCRIPTIONS

Thursday, 3/27
*7:30p Opening Night Gala with a Comedy/Variete show $20/$10

Friday, 3/28
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete Happy Hour, only $10/$5

Saturday, 3/29
*3:00p SANCA (School of Acrobatics and New Circus Arts) $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete $15/$7.50

Sunday, 3/30
*3:00p Comedy/Variete show to benefit the New Old Time Chautauqua $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10

Wednesday, 4/2
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10

Thursday, 4/3
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Friday, 4/4
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete Happy Hour, only $10/$5
*10:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Saturday, 4/5
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $15/$7.50
*10:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Sunday, 4/6
*3:00p Comedy/Variete show to benefit the B.F. Day School Foundation $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Wednesday, 4/9
*7:30p AerLift, a benefit for Safe Passage, is an aerial showcase with music by Orkestar Zirkonium $20/$10

Thursday, 4/10
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10

Friday, 4/11
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete Happy Hour, only $10/$5

Saturday, 4/12
*3:00p Comedy/Variete matinee $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete $15/$7.50

Sunday, 4/13
*3:00p Comedy/Variete matinee $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete Closing Night $20/$10




Notes
Hale's Palladium entrance is on the West side of the building, on 8th Ave NW (across from Fred Meyers).

Friday, February 15, 2008

Time for a little BEACH BLANKET BIMBO! 2 Shows Feb 20th & 27th!

From the folks who brought you Toys for Ta-Ta's comes another Burlesque
Benefit show.

While you're basking in the radiance of these superstars of burlesque,
don't forget that there are people in need of some warming up. A portion
of all proceeds will go towards purchasing blankets and coats to donate,
and if you bring something to donate you will receive a special thank you
gift from the girls. We specifically ask for coats for children and warm
blankets. Help make a difference.

Appearing on February 20th:
Hosted by: Ernie Von Schmaltz - The man, the myth, the mustache.
Performances by:
Miss Indigo Blue
Sydni Deveraux
The Naked Folksinger Moorea Malatt
Polly Delish
Hottie McNaughty
Belle Cozette
Miss Elaine Yes and Miss Teri Yes
Baby La Bouche



Appearing on February 27th:
Hosted by: Ernie Von Schmaltz - The man, the myth, the mustache.
Performances by:
Alotta Boutte (From San Francisco)
Lucky Penny
Aerial Arts by Michele Frances
Polly Delish
Hottie McNaughty
Belle Cozette
The Shanghai Pearl
Miss Elaine Yes and Miss Teri Yes
Baby La Bouche



Be sure to get your tickets early, our last show sold out. These ones will
be amazing too! Come to one show or both, each one will be different, both
will be amazing. Plus it's for a good cause, a portion of all proceeds
will go toward purchasing blankets for the homeless, and if you bring in a
new blanket or coat to donate the performers will give you an extra
special personal thank you gift.

We'll see you there, xoxoxo.
Naughty is Nice Productions / Jet City Burlesque
jetcityburlesque.com


Notes
21 and over with I.D. please.

Tickets available here:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/25069

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Burlesque for Valentine's Day!!

Show that special someone just how much you love them by taking them to an ultra- hot,
ultra- sexy Burlesque Show!!!Below are some of the great shows you can choose from for this evening! **Repost for Anyone who missed it**

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The Jewel Box Revue is a fun and fabulous Burlesque and Variety show
with a stunning cast!
Burlesque Babes: Polly Delish, Mercury Troy, Lolita 'TaTa's'
Valentino, Honey Moon, Panache, The Shanghai Pearl, Nickolai The World
Famous Juggler, and Pandemonius Performance Artist ULTRA! will amaze
and astound you!

All hosted by Seattle's consumate hostess SYLVIA O'STAYFORMORE!

Join us after the show for a sexy dance and make out party!
The Jewel Box Theater is located inside the Rendezvous on 2nd Ave
between Bell and Battery.
10:30pm Show- $12advanced and $15 at the door.
12:00am Sexy dance and make out party- only $5!
Advance tickets for both are available at:
TICKET LINK: www.BrownPaperTickets.com/event/27369

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Symphonic Kaboom
What: A Latin Love Feast! Get saucy this Valentine Eve with an evening of Burlesque with Live Music! If this don't take you south of the border nothing will....


Where: The Palace Ballroom
2100 - 5th Avenue
At the Corner of 5th & Lenora


When: February 14, 2008 7pm


Reservations: please contact Christina Logman at 206.448.2001 or at christinal@tomdouglas.com.

TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27714




Join us at The Palace Ballroom where we'll be dishing up delicious flights of Spanish tapas for you to linger over (with a special sweet from Dahlia Pastry Chef Garrett Melkonian) while being entertained by the glitter, glamour and old fashioned naughty fun of a classic burlesque show. This evening of cabaret features the big beats of Symphonic Ka-Boom! Starring two internationally renowned burlesque dancers Miss Indigo Blue and Vienna La Rouge with Babette la Fave and the sweet ingénue Belle Cozette. The lush colorful costumes, vintage glitz and gritty jazz to melodious standards should help get you in the mood.

Show

Doors open at 7PM for cocktails and dinner
The performance runs from 8:30PM to 10:00PM.

Ticket price is a seductive $105 (plus gratuity and tax) per person and includes entertainment, 3 flights of tapas, dessert, and 1 drink. There will be a cash bar available all evening. Tickets are nonrefundable!

Latin Love Feast Menu


alaskan salmon escabeche
tetilla and jamon serrano
paprika fried oysters
palacios chorizo and chocolate
fried beer wings, salsa brava
spot prawn, sofrito
piquillo peppers, picantes
tortilla espanol
lomo and olives
goat cheese in crackling caramelized sugar
Spicy calamari
saffron crab
paella, salsa verde
lamb meatballs, marcona almonds
sherry roasted fennel
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Burning Hearts Burlesque - Sex & Chocolate
The Columbia City Theater
4916 Rainier Ave S
Seattle, WA 98104
From February 14, 2008 9:00 PM

Burning Hearts Burlesque's Valentines day Special

Burlesque, Comedy, Variety Show with A Tease!

Includes Complimentary Decedent Desserts

Hosted by: Drag Sensation Anita Goodmann
Starring: Iva Handful, Sugar Magnolia, Lucky Lucy O Rebel, Luna Nocturna, Miss Cassie O Hara, The Scandal From Bohemia, The Lovely Burning Hearts Stage Kittens, Uncle Bling, & More!

Reserved Seating with Advance Ticket Sales
TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/26413

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The Can Can Castaways Valentines Day Special

I'd say more but its SOLD OUT! Sorry =(

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Seattle Erotic Art Festival Gala

Seattle Erotic Art Festival Gala

Produced by The Foundation for Sex Positive Culture

Tickets are on sale now. BrownPaperTickets.com

Come Celebrate our Sixth Year
March 1st 6pm-2am
Seattle Center Exhibition Hall
$20 in advance, $25 at the door.
No host bar. 21+

We are pleased to present a comprehensive retrospective of contemporary erotica, featuring Festival award-winning artists showcased in a lavish gala celebration:

A special exhibition of new artwork created by SEAF award winners and Festival favorites (artists will be announced soon). Additional artwork and SEAF merchandise will be available at the SEAF Shop.

Performers include Arnaldo!, Seattle's premiere drag chanteuse; world-class aerialist artists; live psychoclassical music by EQlateral Ensemble; daring bondage suspension; seductive world-class tango; a selection of Seattle's finest burlesque stars; erotic spoken word and more...

Participate in interactive installations: have your photo taken at Barb Penoyar's poplular Photo Booth, or if you prefer, The Virgin Project will sketch your portrait. Feel like making some art yourself? Dr. Sketchy will be there to lead you through a tantalizing life-drawing session that you'll never forget.

Enjoy dancing to Michael Holden's sexy, stylish and sultry eclectic grooves.

Dress to Impress: This year we're taking a Romantic Journey Around the World seeking the creative, sensual, exotic.

Tickets are on sale now. BrownPaperTickets.com

Monday, February 11, 2008

Shows for the Week of 02/11-02/17

TUESDAY FEB 12TH

The Sunken Saloon
11pm
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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WEDNESDAY FEB 13th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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THURSDAY FEB 14th-VALENTINES DAY!!

**No Big Wheel Bingo this Week**

CanCan Valentine Show -- SOLD OUT!
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Symphonic Kaboom
What: A Latin Love Feast! Get saucy this Valentine Eve with an evening of Burlesque with Live Music! If this don't take you south of the border nothing will....
Where: The Palace Ballroom
2100 - 5th Avenue
At the Corner of 5th & Lenora
When: February 14, 2008 7pm
Reservations: please contact Christina Logman at 206.448.2001 or at christinal@tomdouglas.com.

TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27714
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The Jewel Box Revue is a fun and fabulous Burlesque and Variety show
with a stunning cast!
Burlesque Babes: Polly Delish, Mercury Troy, Lolita 'TaTa's'
Valentino, Honey Moon, Panache, The Shanghai Pearl, Nickolai The World
Famous Juggler, and Pandemonius Performance Artist ULTRA! will amaze
and astound you!

All hosted by Seattle's consumate hostess SYLVIA O'STAYFORMORE!

Join us after the show for a sexy dance and make out party!
The Jewel Box Theater is located inside the Rendezvous on 2nd Ave
between Bell and Battery.
10:30pm Show- $12advanced and $15 at the door.
12:00am Sexy dance and make out party- only $5!
Advance tickets for both are available at:
TICKET LINK: www.BrownPaperTickets.com/event/27369

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Burning Hearts Burlesque - Sex & Chocolate
The Columbia City Theater
4916 Rainier Ave S
Seattle, WA 98104
From February 14, 2008 9:00 PM
TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/26413

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FRIDAY FEB 15th

Can Can

February, 15 2008 at Kabaret Verboten
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages 8pm

The Can Can presents Kabaret Verboten, a night inspired by the ambiance and enticing innovation of the German Cabaret era. Let yourself escape into a parallel world of acrobatics, contortion, dance, burlesque, and much more... An all star cast including: Doppelganger, Jonny Boy, Rainbow, Benihana, Fuchsia Foxxx, and Faggedy Randy. *Featuring all new choreography by: Rainbow Fletcher **This show is sure to become the hottest ticket in town! Reservations highly recommended!!

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SATURDAY FEB 16th

Behind the Pink Door
Starring: Armitage Shanks Guest Hosts- TBA
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12
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Can Can

February, 16 2008 at The Breaking 8pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

The CanCan presents "The Breaking" - A Subterranean Cabaret of Love, Loss & Lament. A spectacular evening of dance, live music and theater, featuring the CanCan Castaways. All original compositions by The Bad Things. The Breaking is a breath-taking entanglement of Opera, Vaudeville, Aerial Acrobatics, Bellydance, New Circus Arts and Theatre. Directed and co-wrote by Armitage Shanks, Co-Founder of Circus Contraption, original choreography by Rainbow Fletcher, and concept and story by Christoph Snell.

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Can Can

February, 16 2008 at I See London, I See France w/ special guest: Belle Cozette 10:30pm
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

A night of burlesque beauties, bantering bands, amazing acrobatics, candid comedy and contortion cohorts. An ever-changing show, this week’s special guests:Belle Cozette.

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SUNDAY FEB 17th

MATCH GAME Belltown

Date/Time: February 17, 2008
Time: 7:00pm - 9:30pm
Entry Type: Performance
Location: Rendezvous/Jewelbox Theater
Street Adr: 2320 2nd ave.
City: Seattle
Zip: 98121
Notes: The classic game show MATCH GAME and it’s DYNAMITE host GENE RAYBURN get a few new twists. "Ronnie said... My
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Can Can

February, 17 2008 at The Breaking 7pm
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15 advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

The CanCan presents "The Breaking" - A Subterranean Cabaret of Love, Loss & Lament. A spectacular evening of dance, live music and theater, featuring the CanCan Castaways. All original compositions by The Bad Things. The Breaking is a breath-taking entanglement of Opera, Vaudeville, Aerial Acrobatics, Bellydance, New Circus Arts and Theatre. Directed and co-wrote by Armitage Shanks, Co-Founder of Circus Contraption, original choreography by Rainbow Fletcher, and concept and story by Christoph Snell.