Seattle Burlesque Your Guide to Jet Citys Bump N Grind!

OMG! It's a Naughty Prom

2008-03-20T15:02:00.000-07:00

Double Barrel Productions has put together a show for the Columbia City Theater called OMG! It's a Naughty Prom. Hosted by Anita Goodmann and starring such delightful cuties as Iva Handful, Goody Goody, Polly Delish, Sugar Magnolia,Luna Nocturna, Lucky Lucy O'Rebel,Miss Blaine Yes & Miss. Cassie O'Hara.
It's sure to be a blast from the past!

Thursday March 27th
Doors at 9pm / Show at 9:30
Tickets are $15 adv / $20 at the door

Purchases the at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/30193

This Weeks Shows Mar 18-Mar 23

2008-03-18T15:00:00.000-07:00

Tuesday March 18th

The Sunken Saloon
11pm -- Rita D & Syndi Devereaux
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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Kings Cabaret
The Funhouse
206 5th avenue
9pm
Hot burlesque & Bands!

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WEDNESDAY Mar 19th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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Bordello of Dolls Variety/ Burlesque Show

At Neighbours Underground
Doors at 9pm Bordello of Dolls at 11:30pm

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THURSDAY Mar 20th

Cabaresque

It was love at first site when Cabaret and Burlesque first met. CABARESQUE is the love child of these two popular art forms. Too naughty or not naughty enough....that is the question. Featuring the Can Can Castaways. $7 9:30pm

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Sinner Saint Burlesque Review at the Noc Noc!

Strong drinks, cheap door (only $10!), good bar food...great, cohesive fun show.
The Noc Noc 1516 2nd Ave, Doors 9pm, show...9:30/10ish

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FRIDAY Mar 21st

Can Can - Kabaret Verboten (7:30pm )

Mar 21 2008
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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Can Can

March, 21 2008 at The Heavenly Spies present: Peep Show 10:30pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

Bring your ten-cent pieces because The Heavenly Spies new burlesque revue PEEP SHOW! is now open for business. You will meet four burlesque beauties and one very seductive songstress. But beware-these ladies are packing more than just pasties. Their high kicks and quick draws put Bond girls to shame. They are Exotic-World-Winning, sparkly-gun-shooting, stiletto-boot-wearing women with a license to thrill. Forget espionage, it’s all sexpionage with The Heavenly Spies!

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Cabaret Behind the Pink Door
An evening of Cabaret, Drinks & Fun!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12

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Columbia City Cabaret/Columbia City Theater 8pm
Rainier Ave S

* As posted by the host*

Purchase advance tickets on-line to Columbia City Cabaret shows!
http://www.brownpapertickets.com
(Just search for Columbia City Cabaret)
Reservation Line: 206-605-9920

Tickets are available on-line until 3 P.M. Day of Show – Always
$20.00 21+
• If you need to purchase with a Credit card, you MUST do it on-line
at Brown Paper Tickets before 3 P.M. on the day of show you wish to
attend!
• Reservations made by phone are still only $20.00 – BUT MUST be
paid for CASH ONLY at the door.
• If you have NO RESERVATIONS – Walk in Night of Show is $25.00
CASH ONLY at the door.

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**NEW** Tramp Stamp Party

This Friday they'll be throwning the craziest party Seattle has ever seen.

Live performances by Anita Goodman and Opradisiac!
Hot go-go Dancers
Crazy Contests! with fabulous prizes!!!

Hosted by go-go Amy with DJ Shaun (from Hysteria) Spinning sleezy rock and roll

9pm till whenever
21+
$10 / The Noc Noc

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SATURDAY March 22nd

Patriotic Pinup Contest & Rock N' Roll Variety Show
$10 9pm Last Chance Saloon 5602 1st ave
Proceeds go to sending care packages to deployed troops

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Behind the Pink Door
Starring: A host of Lovely Ladies Taking it off for you!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12
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Can Can 7:30 & 10:30pm

March, 22 2008 at I See London, I See France w/ special guest: Double O' Sassy
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

A night of burlesque beauties, bantering bands, amazing acrobatics, candid comedy and contortion cohorts. An ever-changing show, this week’s special guests:Belle Cozette.

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Sunday March 23rd

PASTOR KALEB’s EASTER SERMON

11am - 1pm The Pink Door

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Can Can Cabaret 7pm

March, 23 2008 at Can Can Cabaret
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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Easter Sunday Match Game Belltown

The Rendevouz Doors @ 8:30 / Game @ 9pm $8

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St. Patrick & Dr. Sketchy....Go for the GREEN!

2008-03-17T13:21:00.001-07:00

Tonight is a special St. Patty's Day version of Dr. Sketchy's with that gorgeous Irish Lass herself, Lucky Penny. From 6:30-9:30 at The Rendezvous you can drink yourself green and draw a sexy woman while you're at it!

Be sure to make this your first stop on an evening which is sure to be full of good drinks, good friends & good luck!

*Tickets can be purchased here* http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/30710

FRIDAY Night Burlesque in Seattle!

2008-03-14T17:52:00.001-07:00

FRIDAY Mar 14th

Can Can - Kabaret Verboten (7:30pm & 10:30pm)

Mar 6 2008
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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Can Can

March, 14 2008 at The Heavenly Spies present: Peep Show
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

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Cabaret Behind the Pink Door
An evening of Cabaret, Drinks & Fun!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12

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Columbia City Cabaret/Columbia City Theater 8pm
Rainier Ave S

* As posted by the host*

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This Week's Burlesque Shows Mar 10-Mar16

2008-03-11T18:07:00.000-07:00

Tuesday March 11th

The Sunken Saloon
11pm -- Belle Cozette & Honey Moon
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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Kings Cabaret
The Funhouse
206 5th avenue
9pm
Hot burlesque & Bands!

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WEDNESDAY Mar 12th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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Bordello of Dolls Variety/ Burlesque Show

At Neighbours Underground
Doors at 9pm Bordello of Dolls at 11:30pm

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THURSDAY Mar 13th

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Big Wheel Bingo w/ Anita Goodmann

94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

Big Wheel Bingo is an exciting game show that is chock-full of comedy, music, song, and features a guest celebrity "wheel spinner." Past wheel spinners have included dancers, actors, musicians, drag queens, and filmmakers. The wide variety of talent makes each show unique. One thing is for certain and that is... This ain’t your Grandmother’s Bingo!

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Sinner Saint Burlesque Review at the Noc Noc!

Strong drinks, cheap door (only $10!), good bar food...great, cohesive fun show.
The Noc Noc 1516 2nd Ave, Doors 9pm, show...9:30/10ish

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FRIDAY Mar 14th

Can Can - Kabaret Verboten (7:30pm & 10:30pm)

Mar 6 2008
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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Can Can

March, 14 2008 at The Heavenly Spies present: Peep Show
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

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Cabaret Behind the Pink Door
An evening of Cabaret, Drinks & Fun!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12

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Columbia City Cabaret/Columbia City Theater 8pm
Rainier Ave S

* As posted by the host*

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SATURDAY March 15th

Behind the Pink Door
Starring: A host of Lovely Ladies Taking it off for you!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12
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Can Can 7:30 & 10:30pm

March, 15 2008 at I See London, I See France w/ special guest: Belle Cozette
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

A night of burlesque beauties, bantering bands, amazing acrobatics, candid comedy and contortion cohorts. An ever-changing show, this week’s special guests:Belle Cozette.

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Sunday March 16th

Can Can

March, 16 2008 at THE PASSION OF THE SAWFISH- The 2nd Coming!
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

Tentacled Sawfish reunites for one night of Easter blasphemy. Copulating Bunnies, Jesus Christ Kissing Booth, Sinful Stripping Nuns, Drag Disciples and more, all set to live, morally corrupt music by TENTACLED SAWFISH. Very Special Guests, THE CIRCUS CONTRAPTION BAND, will be giving you aural pleasure with songs from their new upcoming album! Decadent Dance Debauchery by the Can Can Castaways. Pulchritudinous Priapic Pandemonea by Ultra, Ann Atomic and Foxy Kaboom! Devilish Dolls by Miss Oblivious. Supernatural Soothsaying by Faye, The Tattooed Psychic. A sacrilicious evening fit for the devil herself!!! So grab some "Peeps" and come on down to our little corner of heaven... right here in Hell.

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FRIDAY Night Burlesque in Seattle!

2008-03-07T20:54:00.001-08:00

Can Can - Kabaret Verboten (7:30pm & 10:30pm)

Mar 6 2008
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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Cabaret Behind the Pink Door
An evening of Cabaret, Drinks & Fun!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12

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Columbia City Cabaret/Columbia City Theater 8pm
Rainier Ave S

* As posted by the host*

Tonight we are gifted with three spanking new sensations to our stage;
Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque graduate “HONEY MOON”,
beautiful aerial sweetie “LILLIE PAGE”, and the eclectic music of
“SLIMPICKIN’S”! Just for good measure we’ve included a Seattle
(and Columbia City Cabaret) favorite MISS “EVILYN SIN CLAIRE” of Sinner
Saint Burlesque!

Purchase advance tickets on-line to Columbia City Cabaret shows!
http://www.brownpapertickets.com
(Just search for Columbia City Cabaret)
Reservation Line: 206-605-9920

Tickets are available on-line until 3 P.M. Day of Show – Always
$20.00 21+
• If you need to purchase with a Credit card, you MUST do it on-line
at Brown Paper Tickets before 3 P.M. on the day of show you wish to
attend!
• Reservations made by phone are still only $20.00 – BUT MUST be
paid for CASH ONLY at the door.
• If you have NO RESERVATIONS – Walk in Night of Show is $25.00
CASH ONLY at the door.

Femmetasia! - A night of Queer Femme Art and Performance

2008-03-04T13:05:00.000-08:00

Pigeon says productions present:

Femmetasia!
A night of Queer Femme art and performance

Saturday, March 15th
Doors at 7:30 Show at 8.
Rainier Valley Cultural Center
$15 door, $12 advance at Brownpapertickets.com
Contact Pidgeon- 206 229 2623 or vonfoxies@yahoo.com

Featuring:

Bitches with Barrettes-
An amazing Boston based hooping duo.

The Von Foxies-
The Miss Exotic World Pageants current reigning Best Troupe.

As well as Burlesque by: Miss Indigo Blue, Chica Boom, Ginger Snapz, Honeysuckle Hype, Kitty Boobalah Rose, and Lydia McLane

Music by:
The Naked Folksinger, the red hot mamas, and Come Say Hello

Spoken word by:
Lady K and LaNell Guiste

Aerials by:
Tamara the Trapeze Lady

Drag by:
Ernie Von Schmaltz and Sir La Muse

And hosted by Maggie

Come one, come all! See all manner of amusements…

Shows for the Week of March 4 - 9

2008-03-04T09:16:00.000-08:00

TUESDAY MAR 4TH

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The Sunken Saloon
11pm
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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Queer Fest in Olympia (yes Olympia!)

Jakes on 4th

4th Avenue Downtown Olympia
9pm (music show begins) 10pm (Burlesque)
Featuring The Von Foxies, Hottie McNaughty, Lily Starr, & Honeysuckle Hype
$6

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WEDNESDAY Mar 5th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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Bordello of Dolls Variety/ Burlesque Show

At Neighbours Underground
Doors at 9pm Bordello of Dolls at 11:30pm

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THURSDAY Mar 6th

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Can Can

March, 6 2008 at Vermillion Lies w/ special guests: Can Can Castaways
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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Sinner Saint Burlesque Review at the Noc Noc!
Dazzling burlesque acts Evilyn Sin Claire , Inga Ingenue, our hot ass interns Juicy La Bella and Valerie Vales, songbird Elizabeth Dawson who will drop your jaw or your money back, and crooner/comedian host...Dane Ballard.

Strong drinks, cheap door (only $10!), good bar food...great, cohesive fun show.
The Noc Noc 1516 2nd Ave, Doors 9pm, show...9:30/10ish

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FRIDAY Mar 7th

Can Can - Kabaret Verboten (7:30pm & 10:30pm)

Mar 6 2008
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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Cabaret Behind the Pink Door
An evening of Cabaret, Drinks & Fun!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12

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Columbia City Cabaret/Columbia City Theater 8pm
Rainier Ave S

* As posted by the host*

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SATURDAY March 8th

Behind the Pink Door
Starring: A host of Lovely Ladies Taking it off for you!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12
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Can Can

March, 8 2008 at Can Can’s 2nd Anniversary Show
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $35/$50VIP

The Can Can has been open for 2 years! Come join us as we celebrate our second anniversary with performances by Vince Mira, The Can Can Castaways, and a couple of special surprise guest burlesque performers! Reserve a seat in our VIP section and enjoy the show while you are served a fabulous 4-course dinner and sip on champagne, or reserve a general admission ticket and celebrate with complimentary drink tickets, tasty appetizers, and a cocktail hour from 8:30pm to show time! Thanks to everyone who has helped to make us one of the "Best Bars in Seattle" (Seattle Metropolitan) and we hope to see you here! Call for more details and to make your reservation!

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The Triple B Burlesque Fundraiser & Birthday Bash

Presented by Tempest Burlesque

$5 gets you VIP upstairs access to party with Tempest

@ FUEL in Pioneer Square

Proceeds help fund Tempest's European Tour

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Sunday March 9th

Can Can

March, 9 2008 at Can Can Chris’s Birthday Bash
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10 at the door - Pisces get in FREE!

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3rd Annual Belltown Pageant

Rendezvous/JewelBox

Doors @ 8:30 / Show @ 9pm

$6 / 21+

Hosted by Anita Goodmann

Dance Party after Belltown Prom Crowning

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Columbia City Cabaret TONIGHT!!!

2008-02-29T12:06:00.000-08:00

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 29th AT 8 P.M.
They won best troupe at Miss Exotic World 2007 and they’re all ours tonight, THE VON FOXIES are here! Not to mention the abundant talents of Burlesque Beauty IVA HANDFULL, elegant aerialist LISA ELLIOTT, and Vaudevillian Vamps JOANNE KLEIN, LAURA DRAKE AND JOHN ENGERMAN all joining us at the Cabaret for their very first time! Tamara loves turning them out!!

Your Table is Waiting!

Groups: Please remember when purchasing tickets on line to book under one name so we know to seat you together!

Check out a glimpse of past shows at YouTube! There is a link at www.trapezelady.com

Purchase advance tickets on-line to Columbia City Cabaret shows!
http://www.brownpapertickets.com
(Just search for Columbia City Cabaret)
Reservation Line: 206-605-9920

Tickets are available on-line until 3 P.M. Day of Show – Always $20.00 21+
• If you need to purchase with a Credit card, you MUST do it on-line at Brown Paper Tickets before 3 P.M. on the day of show you wish to attend!
• Reservations made by phone are still only $20.00 – BUT MUST be paid for CASH ONLY at the door.
• If you have NO RESERVATIONS – Walk in Night of Show is $25.00 CASH ONLY at the door.
Upcoming Shows at the Columbia City Cabaret!

Shows for the Week of Feb 26-Mar 2

2008-02-25T10:23:00.000-08:00

TUESDAY FEB 26TH

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The Sunken Saloon
11pm
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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WEDNESDAY FEB 27th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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Beach Blanket Bimbos (A benefit)

Starring: Polly Delish, Belle Cozette, The Shanghai Pearl, Hottie Mc Naughty & more!

Columbia City Cabaret 7pm (doors) Show 8pm

Ticket Link: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/25069

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Bordello of Dolls Variety/ Burlesque Show

At Neighbours Underground
Doors at 9pm Bordello of Dolls at 11:30pm

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THURSDAY FEB 28th

Glamorama Girly Show

Red White & Die
9pm $5
Hells Kitchen Tacoma

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Can Can

February, 28 2008 at Cabaresque
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $7

It was love at first site when Cabaret and Burlesque first met. CABARESQUE is the love child of these two popular art forms. Too naughty or not naughty enough....that is the question. Featuring the Can Can Castaways.

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Can Can

February, 28 2008 at Big Wheel Bingo 9:30pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

The appearance of big celebrities on TV talk shows like David Letterman and Conan O’Brian have helped to get millions of viewers into movie theaters, book stores, and music stores; and has helped to strengthen many a celebrity’s career. The promotion is priceless. At Big Wheel Bingo, we are thinking along the same lines, but on a slightly smaller scale. Big Wheel Bingo promotes the talents of local celebrities and their current and upcoming projects. Traditional games of Bingo are mixed with the classic glitz of a game show and tons of theatrics, showcasing a very broad range of performers. http://www.myspace.com/bigwheelbingo

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FRIDAY FEB 29th

Can Can

February, 29 2008 at The Heavenly Spies present: Peep Show
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

8pm & 10:30 pm

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SATURDAY March 1st

Behind the Pink Door
Starring: Not sure whats going on there this weekend, or if it IS going on. I'd call first!
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12
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The Academy of Burlesque Presents: Sophomore Strip!
March 1
Two Shows 7pm & 8:30pm
$10
The JewelBox Theater @ The Rendezvous
Graduates: Duchess Moorehead, Lolita"Tatas" Valentino, Panache!,Lily Starr,VeraLu, Pinky Shines & East Coast Import Shirley Curly Top
Hosted By: Indigo Blue
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Can Can

March, 1 2008 at The Heavenly Spies present: Peep Show
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

8 & 10:30pm

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Sunday March 2nd

Can Can

March, 2 2008 at Sinferno Cabaret w/ Can Can Castaways, Shanghai Pearl & The Bad Things
Dante’s: 1 SW 3rd & Burnside between 3rd and 4th, Portland, Oregon
Cost : $7

firedancers, burlesque & cabaret performers, jugglers, magicians, strippers, DJs & debauchery... Featuring: THE CANCAN CASTAWAYS-- THE SHANGHAI PEARL-- THE BAD THINGS--

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The Lilium Presents: Caravan of Thieves

Chac 1621 12th Avenue

Doors 8pm / Show 9pm

$5 21+

An evening of "Gypsie Burlesque" Featuring Lady Corrine, Lucky Lucy O'Rebel, & Baby LaBouche

Friday Night in Seattle!

2008-02-22T10:59:00.000-08:00

Ok so I've decided a Friday & Saturday Night in Seattle would be a good post. So here is the first one. Friday Night in Seattle. So get out there tonight, theres plenty to do and see. Support your local Burlesque community, we do it all for you!

Check it out......

Heavenly Spies Peep Show
The CanCan 10:30pm

The Columbia City Cabaret
Columbia City Theater 8pm

Kabaret Verboten
The Can Can 8pm

Guitar Doug's Rock Show with Shanghai Pearl @ Fuel TONITE!

2008-02-21T09:36:00.000-08:00

Head down to Guitar Doug's Rock Show at the Fuel in Pioneer Square tonite to see some great bands and a few of Seattle's most gorgeous ladies shake & shimmy their hearts out.Hosted by The Shanghai Pearl and graced with Tana the Tattooed Lady, Ravenna Black, Ember Lavalle

Cover $5 or $10 with 2 shots of Jager
Show starts @ 9pm

Lets see you there!!

Shows for the Week of Feb 18-24

2008-02-19T12:42:00.000-08:00

TUESDAY FEB 19TH

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The Sunken Saloon with Polly Delish
11pm
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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WEDNESDAY FEB 20th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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Beach Blanket Bimbos (A benefit)

Starring: Polly Delish, Belle Cozette, The Shanghai Pearl, Hottie Mc Naughty & more!

Columbia City Cabaret 7pm (doors) Show 8pm

Ticket Link: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/25069

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Bordello of Dolls Variety/ Burlesque Show

With our special guest Miss Goody Goody!
At Neighbours Underground
Doors at 9pm Bordello of Dolls at 11:30pm

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THURSDAY FEB 21st

Guitar Doug's Rock Show

9pm $5 / $10 with 2 shots of Jager
Hosted by The Shanghai Pearl with Tana The Tattooed Lady,Ember LaValle,Ravenna Black, Neon Nights, The Shy Ones, & The Space Cretens

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Can Can

February, 21 2008 at Big Wheel Bingo w/ Lucky Penny 9:30pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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FRIDAY FEB 22nd

Can Can

February, 22 2008 at Kabaret Verboten
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages 8pm

The Can Can presents Kabaret Verboten, a night inspired by the ambiance and enticing innovation of the German Cabaret era. Let yourself escape into a parallel world of acrobatics, contortion, dance, burlesque, and much more... An all star cast including: Doppelganger, Jonny Boy, Rainbow, Benihana, Fuchsia Foxxx, and Faggedy Randy. *Featuring all new choreography by: Rainbow Fletcher **This show is sure to become the hottest ticket in town! Reservations highly recommended!!

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Can Can

February, 22 2008 at The Heavenly Spies present: Peep Show
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

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SATURDAY FEB 23rd

Behind the Pink Door
Starring:

Miss Indigo Blue, Ultra, Belle Cozette and Iva Handful

with Armitage Shanks as Host and Hottie McNaughty keeping it tidy!

1919 Post Alley
11pm
$15
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Can Can

February, 23 2008 at The Breaking 8pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

The CanCan presents "The Breaking" - A Subterranean Cabaret of Love, Loss & Lament. A spectacular evening of dance, live music and theater, featuring the CanCan Castaways. All original compositions by The Bad Things. The Breaking is a breath-taking entanglement of Opera, Vaudeville, Aerial Acrobatics, Bellydance, New Circus Arts and Theatre. Directed and co-wrote by Armitage Shanks, Co-Founder of Circus Contraption, original choreography by Rainbow Fletcher, and concept and story by Christoph Snell.

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Can Can

February, 23 2008 at I See London, I See France w/ special guest: Gallus Brothers
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show package tickets

A night of burlesque beauties, bantering bands, amazing acrobatics, candid comedy and contortion cohorts. An ever-changing show, this week’s special guests:Gallus Brothers.

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Sunday Feb 24th

Can Can

February, 24 2008 at The Breaking: Closing Night!
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15 advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for dinner and show package tickets

5th Annual MOISTURE FESTIVAL

2008-02-16T11:02:00.000-08:00

Hale's Palladium
4301 Leary Way NW, west side entrance
Seattle, WA 98107

Moisture Festival Website

Brown Paper Tickets Ticket Purchase Link / www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27490

Now celebrating our 5th anniversary!

The MOISTURE FESTIVAL will showcase local, national and international Comedy/Variete and Burlesque artists. Featuring over 125 local, national, & international performers, with 31 shows over three weeks. See below for detailed information about each show, locations & tickets!

LOCATIONS

**All Shows (except Burlesque) at Hale's Palladium, entrance on back side of Hale's Brewery, 4301 Leary Way NW, Seattle, Fremont/Ballard ($5-$20)

**Burlesque Shows at ACT: A Contemporary Theatre, 4/3-4/6. Purchase tickets from ACT Theatre (not Brown Paper Tickets) at: 206-292-7676, www.acttheatre.org/TicketsPlays, or in person at the ACT box office, 7th & Union, downtown Seattle. ($22, 18+ only).

ON-LINE TICKETS

Online tickets for shows at the Hales Palladium can be purchased via Brown Paper Tickets up until 3 hours prior to show time.

IN-PERSON TICKETS

All tickets (except Burlesque) can also be purchased at:
**Brown Paper Ticket locations
**Palladium box office, 1 hour before show time (Cash/check only)
**PLEASE NOTE: Hale's Brewery does not sell tickets. You can only purchase tickets in person at the two locations listed above.

TICKET PRICES

Families welcome at all Comedy/Variete shows, except for the 10:30pm shows which are 21+

Adults 13 - 64 full price
Kids 12 & under 1/2 price
Seniors 65 & over 1/2 price

SHOW DESCRIPTIONS

Thursday, 3/27
*7:30p Opening Night Gala with a Comedy/Variete show $20/$10

Friday, 3/28
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete Happy Hour, only $10/$5

Saturday, 3/29
*3:00p SANCA (School of Acrobatics and New Circus Arts) $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete $15/$7.50

Sunday, 3/30
*3:00p Comedy/Variete show to benefit the New Old Time Chautauqua $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10

Wednesday, 4/2
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10

Thursday, 4/3
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Friday, 4/4
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete Happy Hour, only $10/$5
*10:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Saturday, 4/5
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $15/$7.50
*10:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Sunday, 4/6
*3:00p Comedy/Variete show to benefit the B.F. Day School Foundation $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete at Hales Palladium $20/$10
*7:30p Burlesque-in-the-Round at ACT Theatre $22 (tickets through ACT Theatre - see above)

Wednesday, 4/9
*7:30p AerLift, a benefit for Safe Passage, is an aerial showcase with music by Orkestar Zirkonium $20/$10

Thursday, 4/10
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10

Friday, 4/11
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete Happy Hour, only $10/$5

Saturday, 4/12
*3:00p Comedy/Variete matinee $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete $20/$10
*10:30p Late Night Comedy/Variete $15/$7.50

Sunday, 4/13
*3:00p Comedy/Variete matinee $15/$7.50
*7:30p Comedy/Variete Closing Night $20/$10

Notes

Hale's Palladium entrance is on the West side of the building, on 8th Ave NW (across from Fred Meyers).

Time for a little BEACH BLANKET BIMBO! 2 Shows Feb 20th & 27th!

2008-02-15T10:32:00.000-08:00

From the folks who brought you Toys for Ta-Ta's comes another Burlesque
Benefit show.

While you're basking in the radiance of these superstars of burlesque,
don't forget that there are people in need of some warming up. A portion
of all proceeds will go towards purchasing blankets and coats to donate,
and if you bring something to donate you will receive a special thank you
gift from the girls. We specifically ask for coats for children and warm
blankets. Help make a difference.

Appearing on February 20th:
Hosted by: Ernie Von Schmaltz - The man, the myth, the mustache.
Performances by:
Miss Indigo Blue
Sydni Deveraux
The Naked Folksinger Moorea Malatt
Polly Delish
Hottie McNaughty
Belle Cozette
Miss Elaine Yes and Miss Teri Yes
Baby La Bouche

Appearing on February 27th:
Hosted by: Ernie Von Schmaltz - The man, the myth, the mustache.
Performances by:
Alotta Boutte (From San Francisco)
Lucky Penny
Aerial Arts by Michele Frances
Polly Delish
Hottie McNaughty
Belle Cozette
The Shanghai Pearl
Miss Elaine Yes and Miss Teri Yes
Baby La Bouche

Be sure to get your tickets early, our last show sold out. These ones will
be amazing too! Come to one show or both, each one will be different, both
will be amazing. Plus it's for a good cause, a portion of all proceeds
will go toward purchasing blankets for the homeless, and if you bring in a
new blanket or coat to donate the performers will give you an extra
special personal thank you gift.

We'll see you there, xoxoxo.
Naughty is Nice Productions / Jet City Burlesque
jetcityburlesque.com

Notes
21 and over with I.D. please.

Tickets available here:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/25069

Burlesque for Valentine's Day!!

2008-02-14T11:03:00.000-08:00

Show that special someone just how much you love them by taking them to an ultra- hot,
ultra- sexy Burlesque Show!!!Below are some of the great shows you can choose from for this evening! **Repost for Anyone who missed it**

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The Jewel Box Revue is a fun and fabulous Burlesque and Variety show
with a stunning cast!
Burlesque Babes: Polly Delish, Mercury Troy, Lolita 'TaTa's'
Valentino, Honey Moon, Panache, The Shanghai Pearl, Nickolai The World
Famous Juggler, and Pandemonius Performance Artist ULTRA! will amaze
and astound you!

All hosted by Seattle's consumate hostess SYLVIA O'STAYFORMORE!

Join us after the show for a sexy dance and make out party!
The Jewel Box Theater is located inside the Rendezvous on 2nd Ave
between Bell and Battery.
10:30pm Show- $12advanced and $15 at the door.
12:00am Sexy dance and make out party- only $5!
Advance tickets for both are available at:
TICKET LINK: www.BrownPaperTickets.com/event/27369

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Symphonic Kaboom
What: A Latin Love Feast! Get saucy this Valentine Eve with an evening of Burlesque with Live Music! If this don't take you south of the border nothing will....

Where: The Palace Ballroom
2100 - 5th Avenue
At the Corner of 5th & Lenora

When: February 14, 2008 7pm

Reservations: please contact Christina Logman at 206.448.2001 or at christinal@tomdouglas.com.

TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27714

Join us at The Palace Ballroom where we'll be dishing up delicious flights of Spanish tapas for you to linger over (with a special sweet from Dahlia Pastry Chef Garrett Melkonian) while being entertained by the glitter, glamour and old fashioned naughty fun of a classic burlesque show. This evening of cabaret features the big beats of Symphonic Ka-Boom! Starring two internationally renowned burlesque dancers Miss Indigo Blue and Vienna La Rouge with Babette la Fave and the sweet ingénue Belle Cozette. The lush colorful costumes, vintage glitz and gritty jazz to melodious standards should help get you in the mood.

Show

Doors open at 7PM for cocktails and dinner
The performance runs from 8:30PM to 10:00PM.

Ticket price is a seductive $105 (plus gratuity and tax) per person and includes entertainment, 3 flights of tapas, dessert, and 1 drink. There will be a cash bar available all evening. Tickets are nonrefundable!

Latin Love Feast Menu

alaskan salmon escabeche
tetilla and jamon serrano
paprika fried oysters
palacios chorizo and chocolate
fried beer wings, salsa brava
spot prawn, sofrito
piquillo peppers, picantes
tortilla espanol
lomo and olives
goat cheese in crackling caramelized sugar
Spicy calamari
saffron crab
paella, salsa verde
lamb meatballs, marcona almonds
sherry roasted fennel
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Burning Hearts Burlesque - Sex & Chocolate
The Columbia City Theater
4916 Rainier Ave S
Seattle, WA 98104
From February 14, 2008 9:00 PM

Burning Hearts Burlesque's Valentines day Special

Burlesque, Comedy, Variety Show with A Tease!

Includes Complimentary Decedent Desserts

Hosted by: Drag Sensation Anita Goodmann
Starring: Iva Handful, Sugar Magnolia, Lucky Lucy O Rebel, Luna Nocturna, Miss Cassie O Hara, The Scandal From Bohemia, The Lovely Burning Hearts Stage Kittens, Uncle Bling, & More!

Reserved Seating with Advance Ticket Sales
TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/26413

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The Can Can Castaways Valentines Day Special

I'd say more but its SOLD OUT! Sorry =(

The Seattle Erotic Art Festival Gala

2008-02-13T10:45:00.001-08:00

Seattle Erotic Art Festival Gala

Produced by The Foundation for Sex Positive Culture

Tickets are on sale now. BrownPaperTickets.com

Come Celebrate our Sixth Year
March 1st 6pm-2am
Seattle Center Exhibition Hall
$20 in advance, $25 at the door.
No host bar. 21+

We are pleased to present a comprehensive retrospective of contemporary erotica, featuring Festival award-winning artists showcased in a lavish gala celebration:

A special exhibition of new artwork created by SEAF award winners and Festival favorites (artists will be announced soon). Additional artwork and SEAF merchandise will be available at the SEAF Shop.

Performers include Arnaldo!, Seattle's premiere drag chanteuse; world-class aerialist artists; live psychoclassical music by EQlateral Ensemble; daring bondage suspension; seductive world-class tango; a selection of Seattle's finest burlesque stars; erotic spoken word and more...

Participate in interactive installations: have your photo taken at Barb Penoyar's poplular Photo Booth, or if you prefer, The Virgin Project will sketch your portrait. Feel like making some art yourself? Dr. Sketchy will be there to lead you through a tantalizing life-drawing session that you'll never forget.

Enjoy dancing to Michael Holden's sexy, stylish and sultry eclectic grooves.

Dress to Impress: This year we're taking a Romantic Journey Around the World seeking the creative, sensual, exotic.

Tickets are on sale now. BrownPaperTickets.com

Shows for the Week of 02/11-02/17

2008-02-11T09:44:00.000-08:00

TUESDAY FEB 12TH

The Sunken Saloon
11pm
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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WEDNESDAY FEB 13th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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THURSDAY FEB 14th-VALENTINES DAY!!

**No Big Wheel Bingo this Week**

CanCan Valentine Show -- SOLD OUT!
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Symphonic Kaboom
What: A Latin Love Feast! Get saucy this Valentine Eve with an evening of Burlesque with Live Music! If this don't take you south of the border nothing will....
Where: The Palace Ballroom
2100 - 5th Avenue
At the Corner of 5th & Lenora
When: February 14, 2008 7pm
Reservations: please contact Christina Logman at 206.448.2001 or at christinal@tomdouglas.com.

TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27714
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The Jewel Box Revue is a fun and fabulous Burlesque and Variety show
with a stunning cast!
Burlesque Babes: Polly Delish, Mercury Troy, Lolita 'TaTa's'
Valentino, Honey Moon, Panache, The Shanghai Pearl, Nickolai The World
Famous Juggler, and Pandemonius Performance Artist ULTRA! will amaze
and astound you!

All hosted by Seattle's consumate hostess SYLVIA O'STAYFORMORE!

Join us after the show for a sexy dance and make out party!
The Jewel Box Theater is located inside the Rendezvous on 2nd Ave
between Bell and Battery.
10:30pm Show- $12advanced and $15 at the door.
12:00am Sexy dance and make out party- only $5!
Advance tickets for both are available at:
TICKET LINK: www.BrownPaperTickets.com/event/27369

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Burning Hearts Burlesque - Sex & Chocolate
The Columbia City Theater
4916 Rainier Ave S
Seattle, WA 98104
From February 14, 2008 9:00 PM
TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/26413

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FRIDAY FEB 15th

Can Can

February, 15 2008 at Kabaret Verboten
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages 8pm

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SATURDAY FEB 16th

Behind the Pink Door
Starring: Armitage Shanks Guest Hosts- TBA
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$12
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Can Can

February, 16 2008 at The Breaking 8pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

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Can Can

February, 16 2008 at I See London, I See France w/ special guest: Belle Cozette 10:30pm
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

A night of burlesque beauties, bantering bands, amazing acrobatics, candid comedy and contortion cohorts. An ever-changing show, this week’s special guests:Belle Cozette.

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SUNDAY FEB 17th

MATCH GAME Belltown
Date/Time:	February 17, 2008
Time:	7:00pm - 9:30pm
Entry Type:	Performance
Location:	Rendezvous/Jewelbox Theater
Street Adr:	2320 2nd ave.
City:	Seattle
Zip:	98121
Notes:	The classic game show MATCH GAME and it’s DYNAMITE host GENE RAYBURN get a few new twists. "Ronnie said... My

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Can Can

February, 17 2008 at The Breaking 7pm
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15 advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

CABARET FOR KIDS: YOU CAN TELL MAMA ABOUT IT!

2008-02-08T13:10:00.000-08:00

I have to start off by saying I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE this idea!! I mean how many of us struggle to tell our kids what we do or what we are going to go see? This will help with all of that and in a safe fun environment! Please show your support for this genius idea and go to the show!!!!!

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Kid's Cabaret: You Can Tell Mama About It!

SEATTLE, WA, FEBRUARY 7, 2008: It's not fair! Why should adults get to have all the fun? Kid's Cabaret lets children of all ages join in a G-rated, sequined and stilt walking romp through the exciting world of cabaret.

Featuring music, juggling, storytelling, face painting, clowns, footbag,vendors, and a costume table, the Kid's Cabaret will be held on February 23 at the Theater Off Jackson. Showtime is a bedtime friendly 6 p.m., but come early to play doors open at 5:30. Tickets are $10 in advance, available online at Brown Paper Tickets, and $12 at the door. Admission price includes one coupon for face painting, the costume table, or the fish pond. Adults, you pay kid prices, too!

Kid's Cabaret, Saturday February 23, 2008
Theater Off Jackson, 409 7th Ave. S, Seattle
Doors: 5:30 p.m., show at 6:00 p.m.
Tickets: $10 advance at

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27317
$12 at the door

Parking: $2 at 8th Ave. S and S Jackson St.

Red Headed Temper is Jenny Lowery and Ruby Kane. Jenny is a comedy burlesque artist with the Von Foxies. She sees no conflict between this role and her other occupation: full time childcare worker. Ruby is an event planner, acupuncturist, poet, blogger, wife, and glitter addict.

Featuring:

MC Elsa Von Schmaltz
Elsa loves dingle balls. Aren't you excited to see what she'll wear?

Once described as Laverne & Shirley meet Abbott & Costello, Chickee & Boom-Boom are an adorable pair of bumbling beauties. These peculiar party girls dance, perform tricks, and guarantee laughs with their unique, offbeat style.

Holly the Living Music Box. This 9 year old will dance right into your heart...

Manny the Amazing!
Manny Eckert has been attracting lots of attention as a member of the School of Acrobatics and New Circus Arts Youth Troupe, with which he performs regularly at venues such as Northwest Folklife Festival, Seattle Children's Museum, and Remlinger Farms. He won the Big Trick competition at the International Juggling Festival in Portland, and was the first-place winner at the Bumbershoot's Got Talent contest. He made his theater debut as a juggler in the show "Barnum" at the Kirkland Performing Arts Center, and his solo act was chosen for the opening show of the Seattle International Children's Festival.

Moorea Malatt is The Naked Folksinger. She was born naked. She is a Creativity and Personal Organizing guru by day and a sultry songwriting comedian by night. She was a nanny for 13 years and a Preschool teacher too! She has a psychology background and is available as parent's coach and also to sing at your kids' parties!

Honeysuckle Hype knows what it means to be a girl. And how to eat like one. But can she teach her puppy the true meaning?

The Secret Footbagers... You have to see for yourself.

Callie
Hills lives by the mottos, "Have flutes, will travel," and
"Plays well with others." She has performed all over the United States at
scifi and filk (science-fiction-influenced folk music) conventions as
an accomplished flutist and vocalist, both solo and sharing the stage with
various other performers. When she's not making or arranging music,
she can usually be found bicycling or knitting. Ask her about her
beautiful handmade scarves.

Jen Stone has been singing for as long as she can remember, mostly in
the car and the shower, but it took Callie to convince her she was any
good at it. The two have been performing together for several months at
filk conventions around the West Coast. Jen's other talents run to
dance, sewing, cooking, and bad puns.

See you there!!

VALENTINES DAY SHOWS!!

2008-02-07T15:21:00.000-08:00

Show that special someone just how much you love them by taking them to an ultra- hot,
ultra- sexy Burlesque Show!!!Below are some of the great shows you can choose from for that special evening!

************************************
The Jewel Box Revue is a fun and fabulous Burlesque and Variety show
with a stunning cast!
Burlesque Babes: Polly Delish, Mercury Troy, Lolita 'TaTa's'
Valentino, Honey Moon, Panache, The Shanghai Pearl, Nickolai The World
Famous Juggler, and Pandemonius Performance Artist ULTRA! will amaze
and astound you!

All hosted by Seattle's consumate hostess SYLVIA O'STAYFORMORE!

Join us after the show for a sexy dance and make out party!
The Jewel Box Theater is located inside the Rendezvous on 2nd Ave
between Bell and Battery.
10:30pm Show- $12advanced and $15 at the door.
12:00am Sexy dance and make out party- only $5!
Advance tickets for both are available at:
TICKET LINK: www.BrownPaperTickets.com/event/27369

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Symphonic Kaboom
What: A Latin Love Feast! Get saucy this Valentine Eve with an evening of Burlesque with Live Music! If this don't take you south of the border nothing will....

Where: The Palace Ballroom
2100 - 5th Avenue
At the Corner of 5th & Lenora

When: February 14, 2008 7pm

Reservations: please contact Christina Logman at 206.448.2001 or at christinal@tomdouglas.com.

TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/27714

Join us at The Palace Ballroom where we'll be dishing up delicious flights of Spanish tapas for you to linger over (with a special sweet from Dahlia Pastry Chef Garrett Melkonian) while being entertained by the glitter, glamour and old fashioned naughty fun of a classic burlesque show. This evening of cabaret features the big beats of Symphonic Ka-Boom! Starring two internationally renowned burlesque dancers Miss Indigo Blue and Vienna La Rouge with Babette la Fave and the sweet ingénue Belle Cozette. The lush colorful costumes, vintage glitz and gritty jazz to melodious standards should help get you in the mood.

Show

Doors open at 7PM for cocktails and dinner
The performance runs from 8:30PM to 10:00PM.

Ticket price is a seductive $105 (plus gratuity and tax) per person and includes entertainment, 3 flights of tapas, dessert, and 1 drink. There will be a cash bar available all evening. Tickets are nonrefundable!

Latin Love Feast Menu

alaskan salmon escabeche
tetilla and jamon serrano
paprika fried oysters
palacios chorizo and chocolate
fried beer wings, salsa brava
spot prawn, sofrito
piquillo peppers, picantes
tortilla espanol
lomo and olives
goat cheese in crackling caramelized sugar
Spicy calamari
saffron crab
paella, salsa verde
lamb meatballs, marcona almonds
sherry roasted fennel
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Burning Hearts Burlesque - Sex & Chocolate
The Columbia City Theater
4916 Rainier Ave S
Seattle, WA 98104
From February 14, 2008 9:00 PM

Burning Hearts Burlesque's Valentines day Special

Burlesque, Comedy, Variety Show with A Tease!

Includes Complimentary Decedent Desserts

Hosted by: Drag Sensation Anita Goodmann
Starring: Iva Handful, Sugar Magnolia, Lucky Lucy O Rebel, Luna Nocturna, Miss Cassie O Hara, The Scandal From Bohemia, The Lovely Burning Hearts Stage Kittens, Uncle Bling, & More!

Reserved Seating with Advance Ticket Sales
TICKET LINK: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/26413

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The Can Can Castaways Valentines Day Special

I'd say more but its SOLD OUT! Sorry =(

Burning Bush Burlesque Debut Show!! - ONLY 10 TIX LEFT!

2008-02-07T11:24:00.000-08:00

Better hurry, only 10 tickets left for the 6:45pm show and the late show has sold out!!

BURNING BUSH BURLESQUE presents...
A Creation Story

Friday, February 22nd, 2008
Jewelbox Theater @ the Rendezvous
2322 2nd Ave. Seattle

shows at 6:45 and 8:15pm
tickets $10 advance/$12 door
burningbushburlesque@gmail.com for advance ticket info and press inquiries

Burning Bush Burlesque is the ugly love child of Kitty "Boobalah" Rose, Hella Vendetta, and Ms. Honeysuckle Hype. In "A Creation Story," Burning Bush and friends present a contemporary (read: dirty, queer and 2/3 Jewish) take on the sacred story of Genesis. With two dykes in the garden of eden, Jezebel on the campaign trail, and more burning bush puns than you can shake a long piece of cured meat at, you might actually want to die if you miss our debut show.

Burning Bush Burlesque
Burning Bush Burlesque began when Honeysuckle stood in front of a projected image of a holiday fireplace. Her vagina was on fire but not consumed. Kitty and Hella were Verklempt*. They realized that they were the chosen broads and quickly followed in Moses' footsteps, removing their sandals in the presence of this miracle. Then they left Moses' footsteps and removed the rest of their clothes. Bringing their sassy, sexy schtik to yids and goys alike, these two bad-ass Jewesses and one booty-shakin' Shiksa
will make you uncomfortable in the way only unapologetically funny hot naked chicks can possibly achieve.
*a yiddish word meaning "choked with emotion"

Ernie Von Schmaltz
Three words best describe this force, this powerful figure, the man the myth the mustache.... Delicious Masculine Fantasy. Ernie Von Schmaltz is a man about town...you can witness his mustache wielding powers in shows at the Pink Door, Columbia City Cabaret, Jet City Burlesque Productions and Dr. Sketchy's at the Jewel Box Theater. You can be further hypnotized with lust by catching he and his troupe, Miss Exotic World 2007 Best Troupe winners The Von Foxies at their home theater, Theatre Off Jackson.

Miz Ginger Snapz
Miz Ginger Snapz is Seattle's premier Black burlesque starlet. With her sass, class, and whole lotta ass, she surprises and entertains audiences weary of mainstream burlesque. As a titty-twirlin', paper-writin', theory-readin', foot-stompin', fist shakin', high-femme, queer of color, Ginger has been bringing her special brand of spice to stages in Seattle, Vancouver, and San Francisco for over two years. Ginger will be offering burlesque classes for women of color in the upcoming weeks, email syd_f@yahoo.com if interested. In the words of the famous Isaac Hayes, Ginger is "one baaaad muthafucka"

Jesse Belle-Jones
Jesse Belle-Jones is a bluestocking bettie whose edgy antics and sultry grace will leave audiences scratching their heads and panting for more. With her strong dance background and academic approach, her stunning concepts and choreography both challenge and captivate. Jesse's acts are packed with tantalizing food for thought served up in a sweet, coquettish style that is guaranteed to keep her on your mind.

Miss Sugar Magnolia
Miss Sugar Magnolia is as sweet as sweet-tea and hotter than a southern summer! Her piercing green eyes and fiery hair are merely the beginning of what's in store... Miss Sugar has been on stage or in front of a camera since before she could walk and has captivated Seattle audiences with her special blend of vintage and comic burlesque. Sit back while she shimmies and shakes her smooth southern sass!

A show I may have forgotten, Sinner Saint @ Noc Noc

2008-02-07T09:28:00.000-08:00

I think i got confused and thought this show wasn't happening anymore, I don't know what I've been thinking! Anyway......

Sinner Saint Burlesque
Noc Noc
Doors @ 9pm.....Show @ 9:30pm
$10

Belle Cozette will reincarnate her first act LAZY complete with new props & costuming

Check it out!

This Just In--Dr. Sketchy Seattle - Only 13 tix left!!

2008-02-06T13:33:00.000-08:00

Celebrate Presidents Day sketching an All American Cutie-Pie - Miss Polly Delish! click on the link for details:

Buy tickets for Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School with Polly Delish

As of right now: 13 tickets left! See you there!

Feb 18th 6:30pm - 9:30pm
Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater
2322 2nd Ave

Interviews Coming Soon!

2008-02-06T13:22:00.001-08:00

Yes you read it right! In the very new future I will begin posting interviews with local burlesque performers, producers etc. Get the scoop on what it is like to be a performer, where your fav performers will be popping up or out =) You don't want to miss a single interview! Make sure you bookmark the blog NOW! I will be getting some links for rss options like feedburner, yahoo etc very soon!

Also if you are a performer please contact me about how you can become an interviewee =)

Seattle Burlesques Myspace

2008-02-06T13:16:00.001-08:00

Yes I have put up a Myspace page, I mean who doesn't have one, right? There you can join and find links to tons of Seattle Burlesque performers Myspace pages. Of course the calendar is there for your viewing, photos are slowly being added as well. If you are a performer please *add me* , it can't hurt the more exposure the more butts in those seats!
hop on over --> myspace.com/seattleburlesqueshows

Shows for the week of Feb 04- Feb 10

2008-02-04T10:58:00.000-08:00

TUESDAY FEB 5TH

The Birds have Eyes
7 bucks gets you films, bands, burlesque dancers, and food; 12 bucks gets you the above plus a raffle ticket... yeah baby!
What is it? It's a benefit for the SCCC Film and Video Production graduating class. Proceeds go towards the 16mm film they are shooting in the spring.

See you there. Wear a mask. Have some drinks.

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The Sunken Saloon with Polly Delish
11pm
The SeaMonster Lounge in Wallingford
2202 45th
FREE
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WEDNESDAY FEB 6th

Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag. 9pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.

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THURSDAY FEB 7th

Can Can

February, 7 2008 at Big Wheel Bingo w/ special guest: TBA 9:30pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10

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FRIDAY FEB 8th

Can Can

February, 8 2008 at Kabaret Verboten
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages 8pm

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Can Can

February, 8 2008 at The Heavenly Spies Present: Peep Show 10:30pm
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

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SATURDAY FEB 9th

Feb. 9th (This Saturday!) @ the Funhouse it's a wild rock n roll party with Lucky Lucy O Rebel, Luna Nocturna, Iva Handfull, Uncle Bling, Mexican UFO, and the Acid Angels!
9:30pm $8
206 5th ave n

Go to burningheartsburlesque.com now to get tickets to either of our two fast-approaching shows!
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Behind the Pink Door
Starring: Armitage Shanks Guest Hosts- Babette La Fave, Ultra, Ravenna Black, Hotty McNaughty
1919 Post Alley
11pm
$15
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Can Can

February, 9 2008 at The Breaking 8pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

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Can Can

February, 9 2008 at I See London, I See France w/ special guest: Vienna La Rouge 10:30pm
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $10GA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

A night of burlesque beauties, bantering bands, amazing acrobatics, candid comedy and contortion cohorts. An ever-changing show, this week’s special guests:Vienna La Rouge.

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February 9th at Neighbours Night Club, 1509 Broadway, Seattle 98112
A benefit for BABES a sisterhood of women against AIDS
Cost $15.00
This is a non-profit event.

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SUNDAY FEB 10th

MATCH GAME Belltown The Keith Bartoloni Love Roast.
Date/Time:	February 10, 2008
Time:	7:00pm - 9:30pm
Entry Type:	Performance
Location:	Rendezvous/Jewelbox Theater
Street Adr:	2320 2nd ave.
City:	Seattle
Zip:	98121
Notes:	The classic game show MATCH GAME and it’s DYNAMITE host GENE RAYBURN get a few new twists. "Ronnie said... My

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Can Can

February, 10 2008 at The Breaking 7pm
94 Pike, seattle, Washington 98101
Cost : $15 advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

Tramp Stamp - A Rock & Roll Cabaret

2008-02-03T15:14:00.000-08:00

From Go Go Amy-----

TRAMP STAMP: Seattle’s Sexiest Rock and Roll Cabaret

I'm teaming up with world famous burlesque/cabaret host Vincent Drambuie, the Underground Magazine and the fabulous people at the Noc Noc to throw TRAMP STAMP: Seattle's sexiest rock and roll cabaret. It will be every 3rd Friday of the month at the Noc Noc. There will be Live shows, hot go-go girls and go-go boys, a roller skating mailing list girl, contests, prize giveaways, dirty visuals and much more.......With your DJ: kmfDJ (Jules Hodgson from KMFDM) spinning the best in trashy rock and roll, butt rock, punk, industrial, and tons of local music too.

Opening night FRIDAY MARCH 21!!!!!!

We're currently booking performers, dancers and other crazy motherfucker to be part of the party. Please send your press kit along if you'd like to be party of the craziest party Seattle has ever seen.

Ravenna Black likes to swap?

2008-01-30T11:21:00.000-08:00

LOL!...well not that way (unless I'm missing something-lol) Tonight our own little hometown starlet gets her big break on national tv! She is in this evenings episode of WIFE SWAP on ABC at 8pm.

Check out the Wife Swap website for show trailers :)

and BE SURE TO WATCH!!

This Weeks Shows Jan 28-Feb 2

2008-01-28T11:20:00.000-08:00

Can Can Cabaret
January, 30 2008 9pm
Can Can Cabaret, voted "Best of Seattle" by Seattle Mag.
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101 206-652-0832
Cost : $5

A night of high kicking Can Can dances, tantalizing temptresses and contortionist cohorts. Featuring The Can Can Castaways.
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The Anita Goodman Experience
Jan 31 Doors @ 7:30 Show @ 8pm
The Jewelbox Theater @ The Rendezvous (206)441 5823
2322 2nd ave
A "talk show with Improvisational comedy, variety & burlesque

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Burlesque At Hell's Kitchen
Jan 31 8pm
Glamorama Girly Show + The Shanghai Pearl
Hells Kitchen
3829 6th Ave
Tacoma, WA 98406
(253) 759-6003

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Cabaresque @ The CanCan
January, 31 2008 9:30pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101 206-652-0832
Cost : $7

It was love at first site when Cabaret and Burlesque first met. CABARESQUE is the love child of these two popular art forms. Too naughty or not naughty enough....that is the question. Featuring the Can Can Castaways.
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Kabaret Verboten
February, 1 2008 8pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101 206-652-0832
Cost : $10GA/Call for dinner and show package tickets

The Can Can presents Kabaret Verboten, a night inspired by the ambiance and enticing innovation of the German Cabaret era. Let yourself escape into a parallel world of acrobatics, contortion, dance, burlesque, and much more... An all star cast including: Doppelganger, Jonny Boy, Rainbow, Benihana, Fuchsia Foxxx, and Faggedy Randy. *Featuring all new choreography by: Rainbow Fletcher **This show is sure to become the hottest ticket in town! Reservations highly recommended!!
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The Heavenly Spies Present: Peep Show
February, 1 2008 10:30pm
Can Can
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101 206-652-0832
Cost : $10GA/Call for dinner and show package tickets
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Burlesque Behind the Pink Door
1919 Post Alley (206)443-3241
February 2nd 11pm
Guest Host Armitage Shanks
Waxie Moon
Belle Cozette
Casey MacGill
Ivana Handfull

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Glitzkrieg Burlesque Presents:Bombshells for Hire
Feb 2nd 7pm
$10 21+
The Rendezvous (Jewelbox Theater) (206)441 5823
2322 2nd ave
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The Breaking @ TheCan Can
February, 2 2008 8pm
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101 206-652-0832
Cost : $15advance/$20 at the doorGA/Call for seated dinner and show packages

The CanCan presents "The Breaking" - A Subterranean Cabaret of Love, Loss & Lament. A spectacular evening of dance, live music and theater, featuring the CanCan Castaways. All original compositions by The Bad Things. The Breaking is a breath-taking entanglement of Opera, Vaudeville, Aerial Acrobatics, Bellydance, New Circus Arts and Theatre. Directed and co-wrote by Armitage Shanks, Co-Founder of Circus Contraption, original choreography by Rainbow Fletcher, and concept and story by Christoph Snell.
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I see London, I see France...
Saturday February 2, 2008
Time: 10:00pm - 11:00pm
Location: The CAN CAN 206-652-0832
94 Pike, Seattle, Washington 98101
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Belle Cozette's Final Acts!

2008-01-25T01:00:00.000-08:00

Straight from the gorgeous southern "Belle" herself..........

Thursday night was the LAST show of the current run, so come see it before it's too late!

This will be the last time you will se me do my Garbage Fan Dance, and MY Cupcake Act with Sinner Saint!

Featuring NEW TROUPE MEMBERS, and ALL NEW SOLO ACTS from a rotating cast of our performers, to include:

Our Little Blonde Bomb, Miss Inga Ingeneue!

Our Naughty Little Pet, Miss Belle Cozette!

Newcomers, Valerie Vales!

And Juicy LaBella!

Hosted by the handsome devil himself, Mr. Dane Ballard!

Every Thursday night, we have a huge show for you, so come on down to the Noc Noc at 1516 2nd Ave and see Sinner Saint Burlesque live and in the flesh!

Doors at 9pm, show at 9:30 pm, $10, 21+.

*photo credit ELD Images, Chris Blakely and AmbeRed Photography.

Seattle Burlesque Shows 01/20-01/26

2008-01-22T10:02:00.000-08:00

Ok so this should give you enough to pick from this week. Please note I've done my best to hunt down the most accurate information, if something is wrong or has changed since I posted this, I can't be held responsible. Now go out and enjoy a HOT Seattle Burlesque Act tonight!!

01/22 The Sunken Saloon with Belle Cozette
Where: The Sea Monster Lounge in Wallingford
SHOW AT 11:00PM

01/23 Happy B-day Drea $5
Ravenna Black, Lux , Georgia Myles, Pill Brigade, Mia Mortis, Jacqulin Hyde
Where:The Central Saloon
207 1st Ave South
SHOW AT 9:00PM

01/23 CAN CAN CASTAWAYS CABARET SHOW!!! $5
Where: The Can Can
94 Pike
SHOW AT 9:00PM

01/24 Big Wheel Bingo - Featuring Chica Boom $10
free and unlimited playing cards / fabulous prizes / 21+
Where: Can Can
94 Pike Street
SHOW AT 9:30PM

01/25 Columbia City Cabaret $20
Hosted By: Tamara the Trapeze Lady
Where: Columbia City Theater Rainier Ave S
SHOW AT 10:00PM

**There's a comedy show after the cabaret show. I don't know if it's included in the cover for the cabaret show or if it's separate but it's a great venue and the comedienne we saw at the cabaret show we went to was HILARIOUS!**

01/25 KABARET VERBOTEN $10
Where: The CanCan
94 Pike
SHOW AT 8pm & 10:30 pm

01/26 -Behind the Pink Door $15 (I think)
Lily Verlaine, Belle Cozette, Mrs. Nellie Murphy & The Naked Folk Singer
Where: Located in Historic Pike Place Market
The Pink Door Restaurant
1919 Post Alley
SHOW AT 11:00PM

**I LOVE The Pink Door's show! Definitely one to go see, but get there early its a sell out every time...and EARLY too!**

01/26 Kabaret Verboten $10
Where: The Can Can
94 Pike
SHOW AT 8:00PM

01/26 The Breaking: Gala Opening Night After Party with The Bad Things
$15 adv/ $20 @ door
Where: The CanCan
94 Pike
SHOW AT 10:30PM

**I found conflicting information about what shows are actually happening at the Can Can on Sat night so I posted what was on their website. Another performer had something totally different listed. You may want to call and find out before making plans, besides advance tickets are cheaper anyway!! ** Phone Contact: 206.652.0832 (Phone hours between 3PM-10PM Tuesday-Sunday)

Wonder Woman rocks my boat :)

2008-01-12T15:09:00.000-08:00

So we went to the Columbia City Theater for The Columbia City Cabaret night. I have never been to that venue and I must say I was impressed. It was a full house and has a perfect seating arrangement. Tiered so everyone has a great view. Miss. Tami....better known as Tamara the Trapeze Lady kept everyone in check with a strict teacher act. We were dazzled by a terrific comedian--2 acts by the Pure Circus and of course one of my personal faves Miss. Indigo Blue. She NEVER disappoints and this time she was showing just for us. The wonder Woman act got us off to a running start followed by a simply gorgeous classic act complete with a mini fan dance. Drinks were a reasonable price (service wasn't the best) . All in all it was a great evening. Something I liked is it was an early show time so we could get home early (living 60 miles away this is important sometimes) or we have time to race up to Seattle to catch another show! A fab evening..thanks Miss. Tami & Miss Indigo!!

** I was told I should've said "Wonder Woman fuels my jet" Jet City & all....hmmmm...**

Cherry Poppin' Mama

2008-01-08T11:33:00.000-08:00

Ok so let's go ahead and pop this Seattle Burlesque Blog's cherry and make a post. This blog owner has the intentions of keeping everyone interested involved and informed about everything to do with the Seattle burlesque scene. Check here for show schedules and stories about my experiences at the local burlesque shows, maybe if I'm lucky and interview or two. I'm still cultivating ideas for it but I am eager to get started. This Friday I'll be off to the Columbia City Cabaret where Miss Indigo Blue will be doing a special act by request for us. We may even make it a marathon evening with a trip over to the Ballard Burlesque Bonanza & Variety show. We'll see how things go. Maybe I'll see you there *wink*

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St. Patrick & Dr. Sketchy....Go for the GREEN!

FRIDAY Night Burlesque in Seattle!

This Week's Burlesque Shows Mar 10-Mar16

FRIDAY Night Burlesque in Seattle!

Femmetasia! - A night of Queer Femme Art and Performance

Shows for the Week of March 4 - 9

Columbia City Cabaret TONIGHT!!!

Shows for the Week of Feb 26-Mar 2

Friday Night in Seattle!

Guitar Doug's Rock Show with Shanghai Pearl @ Fuel TONITE!

Shows for the Week of Feb 18-24

Miss Indigo Blue, Ultra, Belle Cozette and Iva Handful

with Armitage Shanks as Host and Hottie McNaughty keeping it tidy!

5th Annual MOISTURE FESTIVAL

Time for a little BEACH BLANKET BIMBO! 2 Shows Feb 20th & 27th!

Burlesque for Valentine's Day!!

The Seattle Erotic Art Festival Gala

Seattle Erotic Art Festival Gala

Shows for the Week of 02/11-02/17

MATCH GAME Belltown

CABARET FOR KIDS: YOU CAN TELL MAMA ABOUT IT!

VALENTINES DAY SHOWS!!

Burning Bush Burlesque Debut Show!! - ONLY 10 TIX LEFT!

A show I may have forgotten, Sinner Saint @ Noc Noc

This Just In--Dr. Sketchy Seattle - Only 13 tix left!!

Interviews Coming Soon!

Seattle Burlesques Myspace

Shows for the week of Feb 04- Feb 10

MATCH GAME Belltown The Keith Bartoloni Love Roast.

Tramp Stamp - A Rock & Roll Cabaret

Ravenna Black likes to swap?

This Weeks Shows Jan 28-Feb 2

Belle Cozette's Final Acts!

Seattle Burlesque Shows 01/20-01/26

Wonder Woman rocks my boat :)

Cherry Poppin' Mama